Chris Reblogs

yet ANOTHER UCBT missed connection

nicolemarietherese:

lookmom:

you guys really need to sack up. really.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/1805262746.html

The other day, someone posted a plea to a redheaded intern at UCB. Well, as a coward myself, I have one of my own. You’re the dark haired rocker chick with the great smile. I see you collect the votes at Cage Match every week, and I’ve been working up the nerve to try to talk to you. I can’t play guitar, and I’m only a 201 student. I’m only bringing this up because someone told me about the “caste system” at UCB (that an intern would only date another intern or a performer, etc.) But I’m a good guy and I bet we’d have a lot in common. Are you single and if so, could we grab a drink before or after Cage Match sometime?

I miss the days when you just asked someone out under the pretense of wanting to start a two-person improv team with them. (No seriously, Chris Scott. That’s what you did.)

Nut up, you guys.

Hey, more up front than frackin’ craigslist.